51 Jokes (in Four Minutes)

How many jokes can you tell in four minutes? It’s hard to squeeze ‘em in, but here Hank is telling 51 jokes (all submitted by nerdfighters) in less than four minutes. Hank’s cd SO JOKES: www.dftba.com
Video Rating: 4 / 5

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24MandaPanda96 November 3, 2011 at 8:13 am

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

“Where’s my tractor?”

greeneyedtreefrog123 November 3, 2011 at 8:25 am

How do you make a plumber sad?
You kill his family

chickenfly2496 November 3, 2011 at 9:21 am

what do you call a peguin in the desert?

Lost.

hailwindham November 3, 2011 at 9:33 am

what did the donkey say to the doctor? “im a little horse”

Goldgirl560 November 3, 2011 at 9:45 am

How many emo’s does it take to change a light bulb ?
none they just sit in the dark and cry

Goldgirl560 November 3, 2011 at 10:20 am

How many world strongest men does it take to change a lightbulb
250. 1 to hold the lightbulb and 249 to hold the roof while it’s spinning

Goldgirl560 November 3, 2011 at 10:28 am

What do you call a biscuit that can fly
A wee plane biscuit

chiefinvaderzim November 3, 2011 at 10:47 am

Did u ever see constipated, Heh it never came out!

68corvette08 November 3, 2011 at 11:40 am

What time is it in Iran? 7/11 on the dot.

FAMASjackPOD November 3, 2011 at 12:30 pm

time flies like an arrow,
fruit flies like a banana
fruitflies like a banana
get it?
fruitflies?

AdaLuvPixieLxTW November 3, 2011 at 12:52 pm

I dun get the jokes but the way u present is make me lmfaooooo :) ))))

SubComFeppo November 3, 2011 at 1:39 pm

There are these 2 racoons sitting next to a lake. The first racoon asked the other “Why is Jody the bald headed bear sitting in the middle of the lake?” The second racoon said “Didn’t you hear? She got shot in the ass.” The first racoon replied “Oh no don’t tell me.” The second racoon said “Yup she’s bald on both ends now.”

jonhsvideo2000 November 3, 2011 at 2:08 pm

made me and mY FREIND Laugh

millymollymandylove November 3, 2011 at 2:48 pm

Why can’t Helen Keller drive?
… BECAUSE SHE’S DEAD!

<3

TheMudbug763 November 3, 2011 at 3:28 pm

there was a genie with a 10 foot weenie and he show it to the lafy next door, she thought it was a snake so she cut it with a reake and now it’s 7 foot 4

metallica96132 November 3, 2011 at 4:18 pm

Boy- Why do you straighten your hair?
Girl-because it make’s my hair longer.
2 hours later. . . . .

Doctor- Boy explain to me how you burnt your penis with a straightner?

Gabe1439 November 3, 2011 at 4:35 pm

There once was a genie that had a 10 foot weenie so he went to the woman next door she thought it was a snake so she hit it with a rake and nows its 1.4

mrlenman25 November 3, 2011 at 5:01 pm

holy crap! 1 and 2 are the same exact face!!!!

mrlenman25 November 3, 2011 at 5:35 pm

@jon2000athan screw the time he has jokes!

nkpersian November 3, 2011 at 6:20 pm

Why was the duck having withdraw symptoms?
He was on quack :D

krisnrt November 3, 2011 at 6:28 pm

What do prostitutes legs say when she dies?
We’re together at-last.

BryanAlex75 November 3, 2011 at 6:54 pm

Why does Helen Keller wear tight underwear? So you caan read her lips

thenightshroud77 November 3, 2011 at 7:47 pm

someone told me one of these yesterday no joke the one about finding a worm in your apple… genocide

TheTheRAMSTAR November 3, 2011 at 7:50 pm

To men walks in to a bar one of them said oww

SmurfSalad November 3, 2011 at 8:12 pm

I dont mean to toot my own horn, but i have some pretty funny jokes myself.
Just come check out my chanel!

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