JustinRudd.com | My favorite pastor Joel Osteen starts his weekly sermon with a joke. Here are a few. I listen to his weekly podcasts while I’m running on the beach bike path. -Justin Rudd, Long Beach, Calif.
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Joel Osteen Jokes
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He’s awesome.
@albusai shut up if you have nothing nice to say dumb butt
he is one of those weak pastors, make every one feel ok
@Cindyandyogisutra Nasty trolling comment. Go away troll.
I love that guy. I think he is one of the for real Christian ministers. Not just because of his clean jokes but I have listened to his sermons and if I were to give donations to religious groups I might toss his church a few bucks.
jajajaja I knew it, Jesus is Hispanic… jajaja
ALRIIIIIIGHT!
Is it just me or does he look like Sarah Jessica Parker without the hair. And what’s up with what he said at the end?? Christian brain washing. A book dictates your slavery.
@tjfreak Hahaha, may God bless you.
@omgitsbrooke1 you sound highly educated & of a higher plain of existence than most whats it like there ?
Great jokes.. Love them all.. Thanks
If anyone ever wonders, Joel Osteen is what he says he is, in my words a True man of God !
@omgitsbrooke1 Good jokes don’t have to be full of cussing but these “jokes” are corny, dull, and somewhat irreverant!
if you believe in god your fucking stupid
I love Joel’s jokes almost as much as his message! Thanks for posting and hope you’ll add more.
Even if your not religious per se, and listened to this guy strictly as a motivational speaker, he is still worth his weight in gold. I think at this point in time most of us could use a little change of heart.
I dont hes ever read the book or Romans, cause if he did he would be saying apart from Christ we are worms and nothing good is in us so repent. Just sayen
I love clean jokes from educated people. So much more funnier than swears and nonsense.
Great vid, thanks Justin!
@911dispatcher
I find it interesting how U attack the person making the comment , accuse me of lying … about what?
I’m sure you have no idea what Romans 2 says . Read it Ur self… lol
@911dispatcher Repent for lying about what? What R U suggesting that I am lying about?
@onstageagain I looked at your channel:
Occupation:
Legal / Contract Administration Commercial/Financial/ Legal – Contracts
Companies:
Private/ Personal, Real Estate, Property Management / Commercial/ Residential Contracts
How funny! Your “professional” experience STRONGLY suggests that you judge preachers for your own sins (according to Romans 2).
This is too funny. I’m sure you have no idea what Romans 2 says and you won’t recognize yourself when you do. Ask a friend to read it to you! lol
@onstageagain You need to get born again and repent for lying.
Of course, it would help if you quit lying to yourself. That’s not the easiest thing of which to rid oneself.
Please put me on your “Ignore” list. I don’t think you have anything to offer me. You lie excessively.
@nebulot No one is jealous of him we go to preachers to hear about Jesus not about how to make money.
Eangelists supporting prosperity theology include Ken Copeland, Benny Hinn, Nasir Saddiki, Peter Popoff, Robert Tilton, T.D. Jakes, Paul Crouch, Joel Osteen, E.W. Kenyon, Charles Capps, Kenneth Hagin, Frederick K.C. Price, and David [Paul] Yonggi Cho. Pat Robertson calls this theory the “Law of Reciprocity” on his show, The 700 Club. The theology was previously the basis of Jim and Tammy Faye Bakker’s PTL Club but was renounced by them in the 1990s following Jim Bakker’s prison term for fraud
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