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A bar tender bets $100 that a donkey sitting on a stool cannot make a man sitting at a table laugh. The donkey takes the bet and makes the man laugh. The bar tender bets another $100 that he cannot make the man cry. The donkey makes the man cry. The bar tender says that he’ll give him another $100 if he tells him how he did it, the donkey says: first I told him that my dick is bigger than his, then I showed him.
4 people on an airplane, a pilot, priest, lawyer, and a kid. The pilot died and the plane is going down. There are only 2 parachutes on the plane. The lawyer says “I’m smart, I need to live” and grabs a parachute and jumps. The Priest says “you’re young you take the other parachute” the kid replies “Its alright he took my book bag”
Why was the squirrel swimming on its back?
To keep his nuts dry. 8^P
What’s the difference between a shoe and a ginger kid
shoe’s have soul’s
What do you call a ginger prostitude
Orange pay as you go
This is chiefs voice!
what did the two lesbian frogs say to each other?
WE DO TASTE LIKE CHICKEN!
in the slave days we didn’t have electricity, Everything was ran by Nigga Watts
R.I.P hedphone users.
A plane with the representatives of the UN is falling because it is too heavy, and to keep it from crashing, they throw out all of the seats and luggage, but it is still too heavy. The French man throws the door open, says: “Vive la France”, and jumps. The British man says: “Long Live the Queen” and jumps. A massive man from Texas walks to the door, shouts: “Remember the Alamo!”, and throws out the Mexican.
No offense to Mexicans. I am not racist, nor will I ever be.
Jhon has 20 peices of chocolate. Brandon give Jhon 60 more peices of chocolate, what does Jhon have now?… Diabetes
no effence to diabetic ppl
Whats wet, long and has lots of seamen in it
A submarine LoL Thumbs up if you get it!
@MsMylittleponyfreak Forest, my bad man.
@MsMylittleponyfreak There is a better one. Two friends were hunting out in the forset and one of the friends shoots the other friend. So then the friend who shot, pickes up the phone and dials 911. She says “What is your emergency?” The man says “I just shot my friend!” She then says, “Okay calm down. Is he still alive?” The man responds “I don’t know.” Then the women says “Check and make sure he’s dead.” (In the background a shot was heard. Back on the cell, the man says “Okay now what?”
i pirate walks into a bar with a wheel in his pants
me: whats with the wheel?
pirate: arr, its drivin’ me nuts!
what does a black guy say when hes riding down a zebra
YOU SEE ME, NOW YOU DONT, YOU SEE ME, NOW YOU DONT
(not racist)
wats the difference between batman and blackman… batman can go into a store without robben
what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the nite and see your tv floating away………..”DROP IT NIGGA!!!!!!!!” [no racial]
a hunter goes hunting for deer, and he sees a body. he calls 911 they tell him to make sure it is dead.he puts down the phone, there is a loud bang of a gun, then the hunter picks up the phone again and says, “now what”?
ur face 5 million people dislike this
What do yo do after you just licked the SOFTEST and most DELICIOUS pussy in the world???? Put her back in the stroller.!!!!!! HEYOOO
A man and a priest were playing golf. The man missed the fairway and says “damn it, I missed”. Then the priest tells him not to say that or god will strike him down. They went to the next hole and the same thing happens. When they get to the hole after that, he misses and says it again. This time, the priest was struck by lightning, then the man herd from the clouds, “damn it I missed”.
Wow. You got Stephen Hawkins to read your video script!
I don’t trust that guy. He looks shifty. He was born in England, but he has an American accent.
And how do we know he’s really that smart? He could be just looking up all the answers on that computer he’s always got with him!
the life of a penis is hard. his master beats him daily, he gets shaved without his concent, and his neighbor is an asshole. thumbs up if your chuckled
what do you call a chinese person, a filipino, and a black person? a sprinkler. ching ching flip nigga nigga
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